Summary[]
During the events of Realm of Magyk, Kael can find a lore entry entitled Hmmm...Food
It is a poem written by the Troll poet, Humphrey Bomblab.
Poem[]
"I hunt, I hunt, I hunt I catch, I catch, I catch Them deer are nice to play with when they are on the fire" "I cook, I cook, I cook I roast, I roast, I roast I think me have them deer With boiled Mud spud chips" "I eat, I eat, I eat I chew, I chew, I chew Them deer would have been nice With some yum-yummy gravy" "I sleep, I sleep, I sleep I dream, I dream, I dream Maybe tommorrow, after lunch I'll have cabbages too." - Humphrey Bomblab