During the events of Realm of Magyk, Kael can find a lore entry entitled Hmmm...Food

It is a poem written by the Troll poet, Humphrey Bomblab.


"I hunt, I hunt, I hunt
I catch, I catch, I catch
Them deer are nice to play with
when they are on the fire"

"I cook, I cook, I cook
I roast, I roast, I roast
I think me have them deer
With boiled Mud spud chips"

"I eat, I eat, I eat
I chew, I chew, I chew
Them deer would have been nice
With some yum-yummy gravy"

"I sleep, I sleep, I sleep
I dream, I dream, I dream
Maybe tommorrow, after lunch
I'll have cabbages too."

- Humphrey Bomblab

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